Ok so he can’t run the country and he sure as hell can’t ride a bicycle. George W. Bush fell off his mountian bike while taking a ride outside of the G8 summit in Scotland, July 9th. Not only did he crash but he sent a police officer to the hospital. What a freakin dork. This is not the first time our beloved world leader of stupidity has fallen off a bicycle and he fell while trying to ride one of those segway movable people movers. Maybe Pappa Cheney should put his training wheels back on his little tricycle. Maybe he would have gotten some cordination back in school if he wasn’t so busy getting busted for cocaine and dodging military service. Ahh, I know…I picking on poor little Georgie…good. I also like that there is no published photos of Bush falling on his bicycle. Would that be too embarassing?