If your in the Wisconsin area this weekend you’ll want to ckeck out: gnome-fest.net six.
I mean what’s not to like with events like this:
Saturday â€“ Drunk Oâ€™Clock â€“ the Dwarfcycle Figure Eight Death Race Returns! Contestants strip down to their underoos and race head to head for all the tea in chinaâ€¦â€¦.or medals. Menâ€™s and womanâ€™s racesâ€¦â€¦.. el borracho masksâ€¦â€¦ costumesâ€¦â€¦and slutty lingerie recommended.